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schlaan

Germany, without the D because they lack it
SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 🤘🏻 SCHWARS ROT GOLD, that is is so schlaan
by TBNigg January 31, 2023
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schlagenheimer

Someone who lives in Schlagenheim
Those schlagenheimers move with such a purpose.
by potato44_ February 15, 2023
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schlächt

usually written in all caps and with a double "Ä", "SCHLÄÄCHT/schlächt" is a play on the german word "schlecht" which means "bad" or "not good"
you say it when something isn't looking good.
e.g. 1:
Elias: "oh, wie war dein tag heute?"

("oh, how was your day?")

Ethan: "Schlächt"

e.g 2:

*while watching a basketball game, a player misses the hoop*

you: "SCHLÄÄCHT"
by plops123 July 17, 2023
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schlagel slime

dude my schlagel slime is getting everywhere!
Holy fuck, I'm schlagel sliming!!!
bro stop shlagel sliming in me
by cum doctor May 15, 2023
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Schalawaloopas

A beautiful pair of boobs, breasts, teats etc

Can be extended, example:

Schalablosoloopas
Oh my god! Look at this beautiful pair of Schalawaloopas!
by Eugene clearwater July 17, 2024
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Schgular

Someone you think is not attractive, nor attractive.

that person isn’t ugly, but that person isn’t attractive either
no, he’s not ugly. In my opinion I think he’s schgular.

I asked her if she finds me attractive and she said I’m schgular.
by Pushin Treez October 7, 2023
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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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