Schrödinger’s Bait

When someone posts a very unpopular opinion on the internet and you don’t know wether it’s bait or a genuine opinion until said person says so.

Dude 1: This guy said this awful TV Show is the best show ever!

Dude 2: it’s probably bait though, isn’t it?

Dude 1: this is some serious Schrödinger’s Bait going on here.

by TBTheTB March 13, 2022

Schrodinger's Preetika

In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.

Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.

by Shreep April 13, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.

Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."

by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022

Schrödinger’s Flirt

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)

Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022

Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

Schrödinger Chad

When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.

This man is a total Schrödinger Chad.

by Chadogettan April 1, 2023