scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Up Schiff’s Creek

When you hang your hat on a medieval technology because of your personal bias and watch the world change around you, you are up Schiff’s Creek

Peter couldn’t grasp the digital world and leveraged his wealth and reputation on the analog world he understood , he found himself Up Schiff’s Creek.

by FF2K February 10, 2021

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

schaef

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

schuff

a southern crunk dance that involves shuffling.

girl make the booty drop then she schuff.

by beesa October 15, 2006

Scaff

1. someone with little or no money.
2. someone who lives in the poltonhall area of bonnyrigg or niddrie aswell.

emma is a thieving, moley, ugly, fat-arsed greasy bastard.
what a scaff.

by ElEcTrIc_AvEnGeR December 28, 2007