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scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
by TekRant June 16, 2010
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Staunching

To break anothers balls; annoy someone; being difficult
Why you staunching for Tasi?
by sdej October 30, 2007
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slaunch

Slaunch is a term often used, (or not), by the design community to describe the characteristic of horizontality or a "low slung" visual attitude. A significant portion of midcentury mobern residential architecture, Japanese inspired design, and/or Dr Suess style landscape elements fall under this description.
A tree thinned of foliage or laid down horizontally by the effects of relentless wind or weather would be described as having "slaunch".

Much of Frank Lloyd Wright's "Prairie Style" architecture could be said to have characteristics of "slaunch".

Almost all of Dr Suess' landscpes are characterized by "slaunch",
by Minorblues January 18, 2010
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staunch

A type of athletic "rugby-type" build.
My mate hunt-boy aint fat, he's fuckin staunch!
by Chris "The Filth" December 4, 2003
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staunchy

hotties with sex appeal who get your attention. Combination of being sexy, saucy and raunchy
omg! check that guy...he's soooo staunchy...i'd go him anyday!
by Sprig October 10, 2004
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staunch cunt

(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.

phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunch cunts."
by paul of the jungle April 4, 2005
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scanch

the are between the balloon knot and marble bag, or the area between the clam and the balloon knot.
She was so ripe, I could smell the her butt coffee on her scanch!

Dude, pass the wipes, my scanch needs a bath!
by yourmomma9009029201938404i8 August 7, 2009
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