To save grandma 

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.

"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."

To save grandma by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020

Captain Save A Ho 

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.

Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.

Captain Save A Ho by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

captin save a ho 

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

captin save a ho by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her is a verse in J Cole's song "No Role Modelz." To save her means to save a woman from an abusive relationship, saving her from drugs, prostitution, stripping, and men taking advantage of her. To don't save her means to don't save a woman from drugs, prostitution, etc. "She don't wanna be saved" means that women do not wanna be saved. If you do try and save her then she will eventually get back with the horrible lifestyle and go back to drugs and prostitution.

"Dude, after all, I've done for her trying to save her from her abusive ex, she still went back to him." Said Alex. "I told you, She don't wanna be saved, don't save her." Said J Cole.

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her by ITZactuallySMZ June 8, 2020

How to save a life 

It is a song performed by a band called "The Fray", it is a very touching song for a lot of people it can make you feel happy,sad,miserable,inspiring...

I was listening to how to save a life and it made me feel sad...

How to save a life by 3plus3equal6 March 10, 2008

shit fire and save matches 

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

shit fire and save matches by goobershanker April 6, 2004

Captain save a hoe

A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (´s) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.

Person A: who's that girl?
Person B: a captain Save a hoe

Captain save a hoe by Juicebud May 6, 2019