Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i dont appreciate the sarcasm 9

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i don't apricate your sarcasm

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.

Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."

by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016

Sarcasm

A way to insult an idiot without them realizing it

Ur sooo smart (see ur don’t mean it, it’s a joke but they take it seriously sarcasm)

by Idkwosos October 10, 2023

sarcasm

Something that half of the world does not understand and/or get.

"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"

by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011