Santa's lap

The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)

"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"

by the urban legend December 19, 2015

Bombay santa

Verb.

1. Missing the bus on something or somebody you really want.
2. Obsessive regret for losing what you want to buy because you hesitate at the store and then it gets sold out.

* Proper applications demand a serious regret for having missed the opportunity.

I so Bombay santa'd on that broad.

Bombay santa'd on the i4, now I'm stuck with the Nokia.

by KILbossa August 14, 2011

White Santa

When you ejaculate on your partners face and smear it into a beard.

"Hey Myles did you give Hannah a White Santa last night?

by MikeAntony December 04, 2015

Love Santa

Ejaculate on the chin, offered as a gift, resembling a beard.

AKA: A Cum Beard

I just love santa'd on that slut!

by Nkd_Ninja October 01, 2011

Bad Santa

A friend who gets crappy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion Billy Bob Thornton displayed in the movie "Bad Santa"

Ryan got crapped again and went bad santa. Now I gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.

by Big P.C. from the Natti December 04, 2008

Santa niggas

homeboys that give gifts and shit. Frequently sport hydraulics on them reindeers. Pimping out them elf bitches. Gifts usually entail basketball and friied chicken. them boyz crayzayy, y'all.

Them santa niggas be coming down mah chimnay.
Nigga, why you gotta chimney?

by LAMAHAWK December 25, 2009

Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.

Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...

by Tony Huynh May 03, 2008