Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.

Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!

by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011

Rim sandwich

Smoking a large quantity marijuana using a pipe, so much that the weed is sandwiched against the rim of the bowl.

Zeke: Lets go out and get arim sandwich

by rhinoplasty April 1, 2009

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

Lip Sandwich

When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.

Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.

by Grace Bowman November 29, 2016

open sandwich

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.

Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"

by Ifmichaelbaywasawarhero August 31, 2017

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008