Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.
Asian Girl #1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10
Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
by only4given February 4, 2010
Get the SAMmug. If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.
by ilovesamx October 4, 2011
Get the Sammug. A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.
by RjfWells January 25, 2012
Get the Sammug. Smart Ass Masochist
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
by Gamerjim June 26, 2014
Get the SAMmug. 
by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014
Get the Sammug. Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019
Get the Sammug.