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Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
by Siabata April 25, 2011
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Pass the salt

Larry: "I really want to know the meaning of life"
David: "That's ridiculous. Pass the salt."
by financeisfun September 19, 2015
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Salt Puddle

A puddle of water that is remaining after the roads were recently salted leaving a salt water filled puddle, that has the ability to add white scum to your automobile. This commonly occurs on Pittsburgh streets during the winter.
Oh shit I just drove through a salt puddle
by pixburghz finezt March 27, 2009
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Salt Pit

A term used to describe an old women's vagina.
Wow, that librarians Salt Pit must be giant!
by Wang Danglio May 10, 2013
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Salt Filliatio

The act of receiving oral sex after rubbing grains of salt into the usually self-inflicted cuts on the outside of the penis
Dude, after i cut myself last night that male Czechoslovakian transvestite gave me amazing salt filliatio
by Cralex January 13, 2013
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Salting the rim

Snorting cocaine around another persons asshole
There wasn't a table to do lines so I resorted to salting the rim of my girls asshole
by Chowfredo September 25, 2014
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Salt Coma

When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.
"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"
by Cantactapellas August 14, 2016
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