Shiny Dick

When you take a dick pic with the flash on.

Yo, Ma boy gave me a shiny dick!*Black chick voice*
Youz a dirty hoe. ;-;

by cowbellnipples May 12, 2015

sergeant shiny skull

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017

Shiny fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.

Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

Shiny Shiny

Good times come to me now
Good times come to me now
I ain't lying 'cause there ain't no time
No city, it's a pity, 'cause I dress divine
City smokes, people choke
Your sure look fine, your shoes - they shine
I taste your face, your love is mine
Mercury Dan with a spikey hand
I'm a hot retard, marquis de sade
No chance, no chance, no chance, no chance
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Big meanie, he's a genie, and we ain't got a hope
No chance, no chance
Well, I feel fine, no, it ain't no crime
I was dreamin' of a demon, and I ate a dime
The dime floats, the colonel boasts
Send 'em up the hill, boys, this ain't no joke
No chance, no chance, no chance, no chance
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

Saw a cop on the line, machine gun shine
I was dreaming, not believing, that I was alive
My mind broke, the cop - he choked
Get out of here, boy, or I'll use the colt
No chance, no chance
You sure look fine, your shoes - they shine
No heat can compete with this blue-eyed liar
The child spoke, "We ain't got a hope press the button
Press the button, it's all remote"
No chance, no chance, no chance, no chance
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na
Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me
Shiny shiny, sha-na-na-na
Sha-na-na-na
Sha-na-na-na
Shan, shan, shan...
Shan, shan, shan, shan, shan

by Gothic Miscreant October 22, 2023

Shiny babies

Once a man said shiny babies and everyone started repeating. They thought it was magic and they knew it was a great power so they tried to find evidence of what shiny babies means. However, the man who said shiny babies had hired 1 million hitmen, and 99.99% of people who tried finding the shiny babies died. That is all I can provide you with otherwise the hitmen will be after me.

Man: Shiny babies
Man 2: Shiny babies

Man 3: Shiny babies

by Onslaughtpheenom August 2, 2022

shiny and chrome

1. The most beautiful thing that mankind can achive.
2. a lost art on automobiles.

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

by widget master November 19, 2019

shiny chinchilla

Shaved female nether region

Mary has a sweet shiny chinchilla.

by Dozer560 May 13, 2023