The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.
I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.
by Piptholomew June 23, 2017
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Get the rump river mug.It is the action of moving to right and moving slightly up. If gravity still exists while moving up, a nuclear bomb will explode killing everyone nearby.
by IceToaster56 October 30, 2022
Get the Bub Rump mug.When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
Get the Rump Roasted mug.a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023
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Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
by RumperStumper April 22, 2014
Get the rump your stump mug.Similar to camel toe whereby a woman's Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment, except more pleasurable sounding when compared to dry and sandy camel toe
by SickScissors85 May 4, 2009
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