rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009

T-rump

The predacious U.S. President with tiny hands, who wanted to be king, waving his arms from the elbows with a curious garbled roar.

That T-rump made me want to run and hide even faster than T-rex, and he sure put the ass in Jurassic.

by dissedurban June 23, 2022

rump diver

A homosexual

That dude is totally a rump diver!

by Lllpf July 12, 2015

Rump rustled

Being so upset and mad that you no longer know what to do or to say

He was so rump rustled because he got proven wrong by the whole class

by qwert1357 April 13, 2015

Rump Tease

A rump tease is a girl who attracts attention from the behind but when one examines the front finds the said girl to be simply below standards.

Izzy saw the Rump Tease from behind and made a move only to find himself disgusted with the interaction when she faced him.

by i123 July 4, 2009