Land rubber

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.

Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.

by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

rubber duck

1. Floating pool or bath toy
2. In amateur radio, a rubber coil antenna usually found on handheld radios and portable rigs
3. In military training, a fake rifle used for movement drills and ceremony

1. She took the rubber duck and made it squeak by squeezing it.
2. I threw away the shitty rubber duck on my handheld radio and bought a whip antenna.
3. Put all the rubber ducks in the back of the truck and bring it over to the field.

by bleb October 21, 2005

rubber jonny

A condom of any type.

Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...

by Phil T. August 20, 2006

Rubber Raiders

Going around town to different corner stores and buying out all of their condoms

Person1: hey I have an idea, lets go be rubber raiders!
Person 2: Awesome.

by Bluetopazxox May 13, 2009

rubber sucky

A blowjob given with a condom on. Keeps the messy on the down low.

"Wow dude, how'd you not ruin your seat leather from that bj?"

"It was a rubber sucky"

by THERUBBER_DUCKY January 27, 2014

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014