Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 06, 2020
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Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
by cheafromdeep December 14, 2011
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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
by kj21 April 28, 2009
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Red River

A Girl on her period
You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
by roast November 16, 2002
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Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 18, 2011
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River-style

When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.
A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.
by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020
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River Chickens

River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.
Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.
by Landwrac July 06, 2019
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