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Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.
Stop being like Reed
by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021
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Ethan Reed

Did you see Ethan Reed
Yeah, he’s fat
by Totallytrueright December 6, 2019
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10
i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.
bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol
by radiohaed February 24, 2025
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Elizabeth reed

Elizabeth reed is the lankyest Lankable lankpost liz of the all she is the tallest and scariest lankpost their is you see her one streets everday and she says that leo is fat
by End proppy June 5, 2022
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