reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

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Reyden

Smart, funny, adorable, loves like you've never seen, the literal definition of chivalry, so cute and honest, will defend you no matter what, really pure, likes to be called "my king", cares about everyone but himself, honorable beyond belief, hotness puts young Taylor lautner to shame (sorry taylor!!)
-your girlfriend

Reydens the best

by Reydensgf November 4, 2018

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Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

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Redentor

A girl born with an extra Y chromosome, plays smash bros, does spelling bees, and wishes to be in advanced English classes. Horrible at every game except doomfist sumo on Overwatch.

Boy, Redentor get yo nasty long nail, no friends, no siblings, orphan booty, no women heada outa here

by 456MeAndYourMomHadshreks October 4, 2021

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Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

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