reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

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Reeto Craig David

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'

Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."

by nubins November 10, 2004

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