goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 24, 2010

big rod

Common name for an egotistical salesperson. Often used by salesperson about themselves, speaking in third person

Typical phone conversation..."Hi it's Big Rod from Big Rod and associates...."

by 193847292 April 01, 2016

Tripod Rod

A nickname for Colts kicker Rodrigo Blankenship.

Did you see tripod rod kick the ball with his massive dick?

by King tripod January 07, 2021

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?
A: I had to dead her, she's a ground rod!

by anonymouschic March 29, 2011

rod pocket

female genatalia

"Jenny told me that she had heard that I had a nice rod pocket."

by FemaleWingman August 03, 2009

Rod Simp

Someone who loves Rod, and would do anything for him.

Koda: Rod, I love him, I can't stop thinking about him.

Lewis: You Rod simp!

by TheIdoticOne March 30, 2021

rum-rod

A very solid and long lasting erection resulting from the consumption of rum. A minimum consumption is required, while continual consumption will attenuate the effect, eventually resulting in difficulty obtaining an erection.

"Man, I had the old rum-rod last night - it took me an hour and a half to get off!"

by Hangar18 February 27, 2009