Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

by BridgetObama December 4, 2010

ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

by Jackscolon September 16, 2003

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2004

Saucy Puppet Show

The sexual act of females involved in an orgy use sock puppets to jerk off the males.

Hey John!!! I wish I could be in a saucy puppet show!

by D1rty M1ke and the B0ys July 19, 2014

nigger puppet

Cockney rhyming slang for a chicken nugget.

Also a small black child.

1)You calling that takeaway mate? Get me 8 nigger puppets and chips. Safe.

2) See that little nigglet back there? What a chicken nugget.

by Stefan Englebert March 4, 2008

ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

by LocalHero June 9, 2005

Puppet Master

1: one helluva album by King Diamond 2: the act of using words and phrases to change the way others think-making them feel guilt or sorry for you...often times trying to manipulate them so one can get one's own way.

"Yeah, yesterday Jeremy was trying to puppet master me again...that ass hole."

by Messsser September 29, 2006