whore purse

what you say to someone who calls you a ho bag.

person 1: ho bag.
person 2: whore purse.

by vuhhhhhh October 29, 2004

eskimo purse

a cold fishy vagina surrounded by fur

"she had a fucking eskimo purse man"

by clockwork_orange June 3, 2008

holding a purse

being so whipped that you may as well carry the girls purse

Damn, Tummers is holding a purse for that fat chick like a little bitch

by Brian M. Smith December 12, 2006

sperm purse

a word used to describe the testicles, sometimes used to deseibe the scrotum only

''awww man, that wank totally emptied my sperm purse, no visit to the bank of pussy tonight''

by mr.k webb November 24, 2006

penis purse

a women's vagina, a guy slips his "jewels" into the purse

he puts his penis inside the penis purse

by Gaylen March 22, 2007

furry purse

In 2001, a friends younger sister Katie genuinely asked her sister "Have you seen my furry purse?" to which came the reply "no". Her sister said "You sure? it's pink and furry....." at that I laughed and it bacame personal slang for something pink and furry.
Later in 2001 while on a hockey tour in South Wales, the team I played for latched onto it, hook line and sinker. It stuck and obviously travelled.

"My furry purse is all itchy".

by Jo Armstrong May 7, 2004

A Nurse Purse

1) A pervert's scrotum that has been fashioned into a fancy handbag by an angry nurse.

A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.

by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010