Purple Santa

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

purple rhombus

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018

Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 14, 2014

purple daze

A daydream with gay undertones.

Sally: John! Stop daydreaming!!
John: Sorry Girlfriend. I think I have to break up with you.
Sally: Why?!
John: I just had a purple daze... I think I'm gay!

by Chickem Fried February 5, 2010

purple alien

A GTA V race which is commonly known for their rivalry against the green aliens, they also seem to travel in packs for lethality. In the case of spotting one without having the purple martian outfit yourself, you will be most likely attacked and killed.

Bro whats that purple dude off in the distance?
Dude, That's a purple alien! Let's get out of here before a fight starts
He multiplied WTF! THEY ARE COMING AT US!

by Bean_man May 1, 2020

purple grape

Thanos

That’s how to use it ^ (Thanos the purple grape)

by Thanos TheGRAPE August 8, 2019

Chazing Purple

The act of inhaling fermented feces under the influence of methamphetamines.

Dan is completely knocked out after chazing purple.

by Slangfinder April 24, 2021