Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.

I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.

by B. Stinson June 7, 2009

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

Pumpkin

Slang

Adj. (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
'p&m(p)-k&n

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit "Pumpkin", that is widely cultivated in early autumn.

"Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains"

"Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party."

"That ho be mad pumpkin."

"By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money."

"That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva."

by J-Silva December 28, 2005

Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008

pumpkin pounder

People who are attracted to redheads, and all of their pale-skinned attributes.

I am such a pumpkin pounder! I love the red hair and fair skin!

by Talleo April 17, 2014

Lil Pump

A so called "rapper" that is famous for simply mumbling into a microphone about drugs and fucking hoes. He has an iq of bloody Patrick from spongebob. Literally, he has no talent. Says he's a harvard dropout when he can't even fucking spell it.

Guy 1: Hey have you head lil pumps new hit!? It's fire broooooo
Guy 2: I don't care ya dickhead

by just some random dude June 10, 2018

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012