Just pullin' your sausage

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting.

Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..

Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!

by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011

im about to be pullin up

what your crack dealer tells you every five minutes when you call to see wtf is taking so long.

geeking for a hit..."where you at man?"

takin his fuckin time..."im about to be pullin up."

by bonesteel April 13, 2014

Pulling a Ccman / Pullin a Cc

person who pwns and wins none the less, winning with ultimate failure

Ccman's score was 50-25 starting with 0-25 and then winning
thats called pulling a ccman / pullin a cc

by Rsccman September 8, 2010

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Pullin a Marshall

When your saying you’re talking while she is bangin someone else

Alanna keeps Pullin a Marshall in front of everybody.

by Phukhue75 January 29, 2020

pullin' a whoreson

To be fooled by an online chatter with promises of love, affection, and financial security only to be left at the airport.

Damn, Tim, you were right. I need a ride back from the airport, I just got caught pullin' a whoreson, man. I've Been p0wned.

by p0wnage jones May 28, 2010

Pullin' an apache

You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.

-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!

by RRDNisse June 15, 2017