punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Puccioed

When a seemingly attractive girl turns out to be completely insane and you feel like she will kill you in your sleep.

Yo Dave completely just got puccioed by this chick from New York.

Bitches be Crazy

by ieatvaginadaily May 7, 2012

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

puchicaca

Anything or anyone that is an ass to you

My brother is a puchicaca. Or your god damn mother is a puchicaca.

by U Know Who😉 August 19, 2016

punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy

by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017

Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.

"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."

by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017