promise string

a piece of string you give your girlfriend cuz you can't afford a ring, if you say it really fast it sounds like promise ring

heard it on the awesome show Still Standing

''hey ya give your gf the promise ring yet?''

''nah i got her a *says it really fast so he won't catch it* promise string''

''huh? thats what i said''

by Skullex May 20, 2008

promise

Something people ask for when they are not confident in the other that they will come through with what they have said. Though most of the time they do not come through anyways.

A promise is meant to be broken

by nicolewishes July 24, 2006

New Providence High School

A high school in central/northern New Jersey that is home to approximately 650 students. The majority of the high school is white with a few minorities somewhere...if you can find them. The kids who go here, for the most part, suck; there are exceptions though. Some of the school are over achievers, some under, some in the middle. It is home to basically every sterotype possible and the students don't let those different from them forget it. On the weekend most students assume the hobbies of getting drunk and/or high, because there is really nothing else to do. The cops love nothing more than catching these kids do it. Chances are you will find that kid you were looking for in town doing something stupid. Dont go here.

New Providence High school Person 1: "Yo bro what are you doing tonight"
New Providence High school Person 2: "I dont know..probably going to the woods to drink than go into town and act stupid.
New Providence High school Person 1: "Same"

by warking April 4, 2009

provost

Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their cars about 8 miles away and walk.

Fucking provosts, I'ma gonna declare myself a provost and park here. You got paper? I need you to sign this as my witness.

by Infinity March 28, 2005

promiscuous

enjoying casual sexual activity with any and everything walking on two legs. in some cases, the two legs are not even necessary.

jack's the most promiscuous guy i know .. his name's pretty suitable for him too , his parents must have guessed he'd be like this.

by beautifulgirl June 1, 2006

HOLLYWOOD PROMISE

A worthless promise made to induce the desired behavior or manipulation.

AGENT:"Dammit Harvey! My clients' a wreck.I thought we left
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."

HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)

by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005

New Providence

A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness.

"Hey are you moving?"

"Yeah, I'm going to New providence so my kids can be smart and be nice people."

by Flowers Here January 12, 2008