Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.

Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.

by Stormwulf May 2, 2014

program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."

Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!

by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015

programmatismophobia

A fear of programming; a fear of coding

Derived from the Greek word for "programming": programmatismos

My programmatismophobia is giving me major anxiety and a huge knot in my stomach every time I try to start developing a web application.

by Misha Phoenix October 2, 2017

progasm

What happens when you see yourself on TV, either in a newscast or video, by millions of people.

Mike had a progasm after seeing his selfie appear on the 6 o'clock news.

by Bruce Black February 14, 2018

programmer

Someone whose computer has afflicted them with Stockholm Syndrome

Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.

by McSquidy January 25, 2022

programmer

A person paid to be a professional Googler

Oh look a professional programmer(googler)

by MooshiMooshiFrog January 29, 2022

Programinn

Working hard to get better each day. Coined by isiah blackshire

Ive been programinn all year

by Olivertreeconcert April 23, 2022