Priest

Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time

Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.

by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

priestess

A class in Ragnarok Online used to prey on unsuspecting priests and cloud their judgement, leaving their party/friends to die mercilessly without heals.

Priestess: "tee hee hee"
Priest: ...!!!
Soon to be dead guy: "Wow this guy hits really hard... Hey I'm getting kinda low, can I get a heal? ...Augustine? Hey, Augustine? ...Oh, crap"

by RoTank April 22, 2006

priend

a pseudo-friend; an acquaintance that you distrust.

That boy from Boston is definitely a priend; i just can't trust him.

by microwave oven chef July 27, 2008

priest's collar

The result of ejaculating on a man's throat.

"He was sweet old closet case, but too eager; I gave him a priest's collar for the effort."

by plasticjesus January 7, 2008

priest

1. The main healing players in World of Warcraft.
2. Better then Paladins and Druids.
3. A class that uses mind control to take over another alliance character, or one from the horde side and uses it to make them plummit to their doom in Blackrock Mt.

1. If the stupid priests could heal we would of had that fight.
2. OMG another Halo of Transcendence for the priests! Where is the Nemesis Skullcap?
3. We need a priest to shackle all these undead...
4. /w (name) can I get a 30min fort when you have time?

by Trueblonde/Aggramar September 23, 2008

priest

male equivalent of cougar; an older man who has sex with younger women (or young men)

Damn, that priest is really eying up that high-schooler!

by oakstmoney September 22, 2010