perfect

something that has no flaws. A word that contradicts itself.

Gena is perfect and has no flaws, however, by being perfect this makes her boring, and being boring is a flaw so that is impossible.

by nonbluemoo November 11, 2004

perfect ten

A beautiful girl with dimple, smiles, eyes, voice, hair, kindness, eyelash flutter, even when she disagrees.

PPS is a perfect ten. A dime if you prefer.

by OverTT December 31, 2008

Perfect

Nothing.

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?

by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010

The Perfect Man

A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.

The perfect man is hard to find.

by definingmen January 11, 2012

Perfect ass

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"

Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."

by BradlyBradbrad December 30, 2011

Podex perfectus es

Mock-Latin phrase which means "You're a complete asshole." Can be used as a very "cult" insult or to cheat somebody with a faux compliment.

Guy A: I must say "Podex perfectus es"
Guy B: What does it means?
Guy A: You are a very wise and resourceful man.
*What Guy B failed to realize is that Guy A really insulted him big time...*

by Ivlivs Caesar August 19, 2006

Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.

"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"

by Pillard September 21, 2008