sketch potatoes

when something is so sketch, it becomes potatoes

yeah it's sketch potatoes

sketch potatoes by ginjy August 26, 2010

Front potatoes 

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

Front potatoes by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

Flying potato 

When a Irish man goes skydiving

Steve (your friend): Did you see that flying potato?
You: yes he flew so fast
Steve: I know!
You: I love refrigerators and flying potatoes

Flying potato by Bill jobs bobs October 9, 2018

Alabama potato chip 

The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.

Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy

Alabama potato chip by Imp the god August 17, 2021

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

Social Justice Couch Potato by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

potato 

Being a human that has no life and just searches up sh*t on the internet

Or just straight up avoids social interaction

Guys, Imma be a potato for the rest of the day.

potato by Harsh Harmony November 15, 2016