portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025

portland tug

When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.

I was so drunk, I got a Portland tug on the corner of Front St.

by amb15486372 September 5, 2025

Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024

Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .

Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020