He is the coolest person put of a group of four that is working on a project about the ottoman empire.
by Gordan ramsay May 3, 2019

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.
by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

by Gloco June 21, 2019

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism
by Hugthewall June 5, 2018
