The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".
Resident: That was a crazy party last night.
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
by BM8 December 21, 2015
Get the porch weedmug. A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
Get the Porch Monkeymug. It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.
by Bearded American May 1, 2021
Get the Porch Coffeemug. by JusJack May 24, 2017
Get the Top porchmug. The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the ass-porchmug. the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
by Stevie;] January 14, 2008
Get the back-porching mug. Someone that enjoys thier free time outside but also enjoys the comfort of their own home.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
by Jaxson Sav May 31, 2022
Get the Porch dwellermug.