papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!

Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!

by dopey white guy December 1, 2023

Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention

I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!

by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017

pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina

That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.

by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023

Pootie stick

A stick you Carry around for good luck

It’s important that I bring my pootie stick to school

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019