Privacy Policy

Basically a bunch of lies

The privacy policy was not there so

by thrgere August 11, 2020

Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

Joe: Why is traffic moving soooo slowly?
Bob: Can't you see? We're in the middle of a police chase.

by wordlife18 April 11, 2009

Uvalde Police Department

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

police brutality

Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.

Hank: Howdy Officer

Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?

Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs

Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?

Officer Daniels: your getting off topic

Hank: ok then..can i go now?

Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?

Hank:no..i just want answers

Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle

Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash

Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!

Hank: do what??

Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!

hank im not doing anything heres my license!

*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*

Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.

Hank: i cant feel my arms!

Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D

Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!

by Suffery June 30, 2009

police state

What America is becoming, thanks to the US PATRIOT act, whos name is pretty ironic.

FREEDOM IS EEEVIL YAALLL! GO BUSH!
- Authoritarian Republican

by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004

haram police

a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.

Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!

by littleredroze June 6, 2018