PDA police

Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.

(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)

PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"

by Urban Brotha January 3, 2009

Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020

Fun Police

A person who purposely stop others having fun

A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out

by Caroline November 15, 2003

The Police

1)A Ridiculously Large Gang that is known for playing dirty and using the law as their excuse for their bullshit actions.

2)The Most Hated Gang

1)The Police caught me smoking bud and regulated me and used the law as their excuse for shooting me 3 times in the back even when I wasn't even resisting.

2)The Police caught me trying to help a little girl stand up and shot me twice because they thought i was raping her.

by xXAznBlastoiseXx May 15, 2009

Delhi Police

Delhi Police is a terrorist organization based in India. Their primary objective is to assist the RSS establish a Hindu Rashtra (theocratic state) in India.

The Delhi Police stood by and waited for the Hindu terrorist to shoot at the people before escorting him to a nearby hotel for khatta dhokla and chai.

by Class struggle memes January 30, 2020

rolly-polies

an urge that comes about when on dxm that one needs to run around, jump, dance, or otherwise change your perception of gravity and position in space.

shit, man, i need to go outside! i have the rolly-polies like crazy.

by defect December 13, 2004

Ball Police

When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.

Martin: God Jack put away your ball!

Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!

by Martinpj2004 April 3, 2010