Porridge

Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.

“Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”

by Sweetness3446 July 1, 2022

porridgy

'Alex extracted himself from the porridgy warmth of their shared bed...' Novelist Jennifer Egan.
porridge implies warmth as a result of cooking and therefore porridgy means extreme warmth

'Alex extracted himself from the porridgy warmth of their shared bed...' Novelist Jennifer Egan.
novel: A visit from the Goon Squad

by T.Mahadi August 16, 2022

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

by DanksyDan November 4, 2022

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023

Porridge boy

Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself

Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz

by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023

porringe

orange porridge, entity with no form in this reality

person 1: "porringe is not a real word"
person 2: "i will put this on urban dictionary"

by averycharles June 22, 2023

Porrdoh

(Noun) A porrdoh is a person with very little intelligence or seems to have very little common sense

(Verb) A porrdoh is something an old lady puts in a vacuum cleaner

(Noun) Wow, who knew my worst enemy would be such a porrdoh.

(Verb) My grandma vacuums her house with a porrdoh in her vacuum cleaner.

by O’Brienmyers 1642 June 23, 2023