Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010

water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014

worshiping the porcelain god

Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.

Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.

by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012

stupidity is priceless

stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it might cost you.

"man! that was stupid thing to do, how much it cost you? as i always say, Stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it costs you".
"well, Stupidity is priceless, due to the stupidity of our colleague, god knows how much it will cost us to fix the damage"

by Fox1 April 29, 2009

pass the parcel

The act of two mates sharing a bitch.

"Remember my friend sharing is caring, I'm always up for a game of pass the parcel" - Mr. Trials

by Trademark September 17, 2005