phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

Phlagm Bracket

An Over-exxesively jiggly leg calf, usually quite hairy.

once upon a time the was a man named Leslie and his phlagm braket was put under an evil spell. Leslie was very uspet because now he couldnt jiggle it very well. He went to the great wizard Jasper and his phlagm bracket was never jigglier!

by Edwardio +Elanory December 9, 2004

Phlegm Fighter

A game played while urinating. It is played by firing a loogie and then destroying it with a fierce stream of urine before it hits the ground. Very similar to the ancient game of missle crisis.

Last night while getting wasted I scored 3 points while playing phlegm fighter.

by Headdy B March 16, 2008

Phlebotomist

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)

That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)

by Adieu February 27, 2011

Phlug haul

A truckload full of dead chinese cocks and clits with a maggoty outer layer.

Hey! Stop that Mexican! He's trying to sneak a Phlug haul past us!

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

phlegmtag

The sperm that hangs from someones tonsils after a gobby that makes them talk funny after deep throating your schlong

Damn brush that phlegmtag of yer teeth

by sgk/jmf June 28, 2003

phlegmonition

Knowing intuitively in advance that someone is going to hock up some phlegm.

I had a phlegmonition that he was going to start coughing any moment.

by Ferd Ferdosork February 9, 2005