persian moustache

A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017

Persian passing

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

by persianbaby June 14, 2018

Persian

An ethnicity making up around 60% of Iranians, and majority of Afghanistan and Tajikistan. Unlike how most Iranian Americans say, they claim that Iran is a persian nation, which is partially true, but using the terms persian and Iranian interchangeably is very ignorant. Persians are an Iranic race, so are Kurds, Gilaks, etc. Iran refers to a nation, so if you use iranian and persian interchangeably, you completely exclude all other Persians. Persian is a very different language then Azeri, Gilaki, Kurdish, etc. One thing to note is how people say Iran is not an arab nation, which is mostly true, however 1-4% of Iranians are arab.

Iranian American: “Yeah Iran isn’t arab, we’re persian. The words persian and Iranian are interchangeable”

Me: “only 60% of Iranians are persian! I’m not persian I’m Gilaki and Azari, and you completely forget the Persians of Afghanistan, Tajikistan and the ones in Uzbekistan, you are confusing nationality and ethnicity”

by Everyone’s favorite Gilak October 7, 2018

persianpapi

Persian Papi is the newest upcoming streamer on twitch, he always goes bruh and has a thicc bish on conan. persian_papii on twitch

Have you seen Persian Papis stream? hes on twitch and is named persianpapi

by LemonBot February 9, 2019

persiaus

an amazing girl, she’s such a beautiful and stunning girl.. but she does take advantage of it sometimes, she thinks very high of herself. she can be stubborn and often doesn’t know her boundaries, lots of guys like her but she plays them out.

persiaus

him : do you like persaius?

other guy : yea she’s gorgeous

him : she talks to like 80 guys

by up to date November 14, 2019

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Persian Safai

he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops

We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room

by Froggy safai October 12, 2020