Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Pepperoneous

adjective
1. a botched pizza order

adverb (as pepperoneously)
2. appends the act of botching a pizza order to a verb.

1. What? I ordered a Meat Lovers, not a Supreme! This pizza is totes pepperoneous.

2. The greasy teen pepperoneously delivered 20 pizzas to the elementary school for I.C. Wiener.

by tallertoler February 20, 2014

peppermint patty fill bin

a verb used to describe the action of forcing the scrotum of another into your own mouth whilst fingering the partners anus

Damn Tobey, when you started to peppermint patty fill bin me i released a giant fart.

by Millzillo January 12, 2010

peppermint hole

Peppermint hole is anther way to say anus.

"Hey cutie your peppermint hole smells good"

by Sarabtumblr December 17, 2015

Peeronis

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.

"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"

by Peeronis November 4, 2016

Peppermint Swirly

Receiving a handjob from a retarded kid.

Boy 1: You know that kid Lamont?
Boy 2: Yeah what about him?
Boy 1: He got a peppermint swirly from the retarded girl in the bathroom the other day!

by AholeJuggernaut February 15, 2017

peppermint tits

1. when your friend tries to draw a diagonal boob half asleep and calls it peppermint tits

2. when your side and under boob is showing

1. "i went back to my desktop just to try and make a shirt with diagonal boob, and only diagonal boob, while half asleep and wanting to do it in 5 minutes or less. i affectionately call it "peppermint tits", because it looks kind of like a peppermint candy, and "proof i need mental help," for obvious reasons."

2. virgin 1 : whoa man thats a lot of boob youre showing
virgin 2 : yea those are my PEPPERMINT TITS

by sansmaeda underronpa November 17, 2018