Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019