halloween peen

When you slip your 1-inch wonder inside of a pumpkin hot pocket and then get your girl to clean it up.

I gave her a halloween peen last night...

by peen boi October 30, 2018

Thanos peen

The biggest boner you’ve ever seen

Look at my Thanos peen
OH daddy put in your thanos peen

by ElephantJim September 20, 2019

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

Peen-Vagee

1.a different word for sex or sexual interaction.
2. a word heard in the movie "superbad".

dude1: I'm getting me some of that Peen-vagee tonight

by Floridian352 August 14, 2008

Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Jean Peen

When you’re sitting down and your jeans bunch up and it looks like a bulge

“Dude you have major jean peen right now”

by Jeanpeenforlife August 25, 2018

Peen-I

Peen-I is the slang plural of Penis.

#PeenI #Penis #BookSigning #Plural

"I made 300 chocolate Peen-I for the book signing"

by GraciousD May 11, 2018