Parade Trumps Jew

An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:

a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b

"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."

by ParadeTrumpsJew June 22, 2009

Parabhjot

A female who is superior in everything she does. Parabhjot's are usually short and have medium length hair. Parabhjot's are usually at the top of the chain they are always above anyone. They're understanding of the human mind is incredible as they can relate easily and advise you quickly. Parabhjot's sometimes give the wrong answers but all their answers come from the heart not the mind. Parabhjot's beauty is her eyes, Most of the times her eyes are incredible not because of the colour but of the shape ,coating of the pupil etc. No one can define Parabhjot's eyes when you look into them your lost.. Parabhjot's are the hardest people to read so don't try. Parabhjot's also tend to have very pinky lips. Parabhjot's are independent so its very unlikely for them to have a guy in their life as they like to depend on themselves and friends. Parabhjot do however have a lot of GUY friends. Overall Parabhjot's are interesting, intellegent, very beautiful and superior people.

2) Parabhjot's are very athletic/sporty. They're will never be a parabhjot who is not sporty

Wow your so parabhjot (meaning smart)

Guy: Your so parabhjot (meaning sporty)
Girl: Am I really that parabhjot?

by GodsLightToEnlightenTheWorld. May 23, 2011

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

paradigmosis

A condition with similar symptoms as bipolar disorder resulting from living in, but not fitting in with a society that makes little to no sense. Sufferers of paradigmosis often become activists or anarchists.

My symptoms of paradigmosis started around the age of 2.

by ferugualatin March 31, 2009

parabolish

1. typical or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. mysterious; with hidden meaning or message

1. That Avatar movie is so parabolish!
2. You wouldn't understand his parabolish story.

by timlight January 28, 2010

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

paradice

A place that the zodiac killer was trying to reach after death, revealed in his 340 character cypher. Some believe it to be a misspelling of the word 'paradise,' but, this cannot be proven as the zodiac killer is not alive to confirm or deny this theory.

I am not afraid of the gas chamber because it will bring me to paradice all the sooner.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 16, 2020