time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

The 968 Paradox

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide.

The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.

"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."

by VBVJ June 10, 2023

Paradox Sector

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

ParadoxSector.com

windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...

by windigo July 8, 2005

Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010

Gender Factuality Paradox

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

by Fearman April 1, 2008