Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.

Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.

by electricdildo October 29, 2025

poes

black bastard

that poes is stealing my car

by prowhite July 10, 2019

Poes kak

When someone looks so good you just have to tell them

Person 1: dude I wanna say that you look poes kak
Person 2: awe bru shot

by PhatPoes April 23, 2022

Poes

Usually your significant other, "a poes" is what they being when they cannot listen to reason and don't want to pull themselves together

My girlfriend rolls her eyes every time I ask her to do something. She is being a poes.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

poe

someone who iz a fleezy la fuxka, butt also meanz yu gott hoez butt rmbr yu poe

damn kreep yu poe!

by nukkreep January 23, 2023

slim poes

Afrikaans slang word for an ignorant person who always corrects you, even if they are incorrect (acting like they know everything about any subject)

John: “Did you hear that JuiceWrld has passed away?”
Simon: “Nah I doubt, I would’ve heard of it or seen it somewhere online, it’s probably fake news.”
John: “Alright you slim poes, go look it up then.”

by unclesins October 4, 2021

maxwell harrison poe

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.

Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!

by piderman7879 May 10, 2018