Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 16, 2015

Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'

Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.

by madhoess May 27, 2020

Pansexual

Attraction to people regardless of gender this can also be called gender blind.

Me:Hey Mom, I’m Pansexual.
Mom:You like pans?

by Doja_CaT May 25, 2020

Pansexual

Having a fetish or attraction towards pans

If you do not know I'd you are pansexual put the handle or the whole pan up your pussy

by Gernstine July 09, 2018

Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.

Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.

by Topeka_G March 11, 2019

Pansexual

A person who is sexually attracted to frying pans

"Mhmmm that pan is looking hella naughty, guess I'm pansexual."

by Gazs999 August 22, 2020

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans.

Normal person: DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING A PAN!?
Pansexual: because yes

by Inquisitive Walnut February 08, 2020