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Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”
What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”
by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019
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Kill the Orphan

Means To Kill the rich People Who is Very Greedy In Life or to kill innocent Children
by Hardrum April 2, 2022
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Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
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orphan

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”

“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021
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Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013
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Orphan

You
by ObemaTheGreat March 24, 2022
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Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.
Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023
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