Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
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bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.
Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.
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No means yes situation

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop
Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.
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Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass
Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?
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Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
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wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.
So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.
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Lalli & Jay Situation

When a boy and a girl like each other but show no signs besides looking at each other every chance they get.
They often are too afraid to say something and they get over one and other,sometimes they man up and say something when it's too late.
Lalli:*Long Glance* at "Jay"
Jay: *Notices* deep down really cares and acts like it's nothing
Lalli: *Turns away*
Jay *Glances* at Lalli
Lalli: *Notices* deep down really cares but act's like it's nothing

Lalli & Jay Situation
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