auto racing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting.

He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004

zepplin race

when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own.

"wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and neck in the zepplin race"

by A B Thomas August 28, 2005

race mixer

Someone who conforms to the prevailing societal religion, egalitarian multiculturalism.

Used synonymous with crazy in a few circles, besides Communists who see it as a term of endearment.

Brandon wanted to piss off his his dad so he got Shaniqka pregnant.

by C.A.G.B. July 27, 2005

Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 13, 2017

creedo-race

a 5 mile race between animals from various contries.

The snow-dwelling Adrvark was left out of the creedo-race after sleeping with the Gobi-fish and disperrsing mince pebblets.

by 2eyemike October 23, 2006

The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

by ColdSuit December 23, 2013

Crab races

A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010