The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.
by The Jade Merchant March 29, 2006
A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 09, 2010
Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....
by bonners July 11, 2008
by Johnson561 December 26, 2006
I circled the parkin' lot Tryin' to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck. A man with a big cigar was gettin' into his car. I stopped an I waited for him to back up. But from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz came cruisin up and whipped right in... Some beach...
by Cali4niaWK February 12, 2011
by MGuarro February 26, 2006
A city surrounded by Irvine, Laguna, Huntington, and Costa Mesa. Newport has some pretty amazing beaches, parks, restaurants, and shopping centers. The people are not always too nice, but they aren't too bad. Everyone who lives in Newport, including myself, hates tourists... they're annoying. The houses are super expensive, and a lot of the people who live here got their money similarly to how Mitt Romney got his. Daddy gave it to him. Some people, though, worked really hard to live here... so we aren't all snobby assholes. All in all, Newport is a pretty cool city.
Newport Beach Citizen 1: "Daddy bought me a $10 million house!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"
by UDboy September 16, 2015